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From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles , we’ve got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs. Short Jokes Anyone Can Remember Clever Jokes That Make You Sound Smart Funny Examples of Irony in Real Life Our Hardest Riddles Ever Scroll For MoreBrutally Honest A man goes to a job interview and the interviewer begins with the question, What do you think is your biggest weakness?” The man thinks for a moment, then says, I think my biggest weakness is my brutal honesty.” The interviewer says, I don’t think that’s a weakness.” The man then says, I don’t give a #%^& what you think!” A man goes to a job interview and the interviewer begins with the question, What do you think is your biggest weakness?” The man thinks for a moment, then says,… Read More Share Who Can’t Hear A man goes to the doctor, concerned about his wife’s hearing. The doctor says, Stand behind her and say something and tell me how close you are when she hears you.” The man goes home, sees his wife in the kitchen, cutting carrots on the countertop. About 15 feet away he says, Honey, what’s for dinner?” Nothing. He gets halfway to her and repeats the same question. Nothing. Very concerned, he gets right behind her and asks again What’s for dinner?” She turns around and says For the THIRD time, beef stew!” A man goes to the doctor, concerned about his wife’s hearing. The doctor says, Stand behind her and say something and tell me how close you are when she hears… Read More Share Cold Blood Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? A: Frostbite! Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? A: Frostbite! Share Get more jokes, puns and riddles Animal Jokes Animal Puns Bad Puns Bar Jokes Birthday Jokes Cat Jokes Cat Puns Christmas Jokes Coffee Jokes Computer Jokes Corny Jokes Customer Service Jokes Cute Puns Dad Jokes Daily Life Jokes Diet Jokes Doctor Jokes Dog Jokes Dog Puns Dumb and Funny Jokes Easter Jokes Family Jokes Food Jokes Food Puns Funny Headlines Funny Quotes Funny Stories Halloween Jokes for Kids Holiday Jokes Kids’ Jokes Knock-Knock Jokes Lawyer Jokes Love Jokes Marriage Jokes Math Jokes Math Puns Military Jokes Mom Jokes Money Jokes Music Puns Office Jokes Old Age Jokes One-Liners Political Jokes Puns Relationship Jokes Religious Jokes Riddles Santa Jokes School Jokes Science Jokes Skeleton Puns Sports Jokes Text Jokes Thanksgiving Jokes Travel Jokes Turkey Jokes Valentine’s Day Jokes Weather Jokes Weight Loss Jokes SEE ALL CATEGORIES Bad Jokes That You Can’t Help but Laugh At Funny Photos That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Hilariously Literal Anti-Jokes Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed to Get a Laugh Scroll For MoreSalted Peanuts Q: Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? A: One was a salted! Q: Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? A: One was a salted! Share Meltdown Q. What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A. A meltdown! Q. What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A. A meltdown! Share Make Do Q. What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain? A. I guess we’ll just have to make dew. Q. What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain? A. I guess we’ll just have to make dew. Share Four-Year Gap A man came in to give his application to the manager. But the manager asked, Why is there a four-year gap in your application?” And the man responded, Yale.” The manager hired him and the guy said, Thanks. I needed a yob.” A man came in to give his application to the manager. But the manager asked, Why is there a four-year gap in your application?” And the man responded, Yale.” The… Read More Share Don’t Drink and Driver A set of golf clubs walks into a bar. What’ll you have”? Nothing for me, I’m the driver.” A set of golf clubs walks into a bar. What’ll you have”? Nothing for me, I’m the driver.” Share Forgot Mom’s Name At the doctor’s office, a 20-something man was trying to make an appointment for a Mrs. Brown. Try as he might, he just could not remember her first name. Frustrated, he left. A few minutes later, I passed him outside the office on the phone.Hey, Dad,” he said. What’s Mom’s first name?” At the doctor’s office, a 20-something man was trying to make an appointment for a Mrs. Brown. Try as he might, he just could not remember her first name. Frustrated,… Read More Share Stay Off My WiFi Trying to get online at my mother-in-law’s, I scrolled through various Internet access names. One neighbor’s Wi-Fi really stood out: You Kids Get Off My LAN!” Trying to get online at my mother-in-law’s, I scrolled through various Internet access names. One neighbor’s Wi-Fi really stood out: You Kids Get Off My LAN!” Share It’s an Uncle! A friend was due to give birth around the same time that her oldest daughter was due to give birth to her first baby. On the morning my friend went into labor, I happened to drive by her house, wondering what she’d had. A sign on the front porch gave me my answer: It’s an Uncle!” A friend was due to give birth around the same time that her oldest daughter was due to give birth to her first baby. On the morning my friend went… Read More Share Love Staying Home As we watched a program about a man with agoraphobia, my wife asked, Is that a disability?” Yes,” I answered. Maybe I have that.” I shook my head. No. He’s afraid to leave the house. You just like to stay home.” As we watched a program about a man with agoraphobia, my wife asked, Is that a disability?” Yes,” I answered. Maybe I have that.” I shook my head. No. He’s… Read More Share Never All at Once A farmer had a three legged pig and his neighbor asked him why the pig had only three legs. Well, I’ll tell you” the farmer replied. One day I was plowing my field and the tractor turned over and pinned me underneath. That pig ran for help. He saved my life”. Oh, that’s how he lost his leg?” the neighbor drawled. No. One night my wife and I were sound asleep and the house caught on fire. That pig woke us up. He saved our lives!” So that’s how he lost his leg”, stated the neighbor. No, that wasn’t it” the farmer affirmed. Exasperated, the neighbor demanded Then how did he lose his leg?” and the farmer replied, When you have a pig that good, you don’t eat him all at once!” A farmer had a three legged pig and his neighbor asked him why the pig had only three legs. Well, I’ll tell you” the farmer replied. One day I was… Read More Share Rock Crash Q: What do you call it when two rock guitars accidentally crash into each other? A: A Fender bender. Q: What do you call it when two rock guitars accidentally crash into each other? A: A Fender bender. Share Moving Fast Q: What did the snail say as he rode along on the turtle’s back? A: Wheeee! Q: What did the snail say as he rode along on the turtle’s back? A: Wheeee! Share Teddy Dessert Q: Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? A: Because she was stuffed. Q: Why did the teddy bear say no...